Saturday, June 19, 2010

Fml Shoutouts

Okay so I got everyone to email me their FML's of the week. Heres My top 10.

#1
"My Brother has bigger boobs than me. He's 11. I'm 17." -Kassandra.

#2
"My boyfriend told me I have a hairier back than him." -Rachel.

#3
"For an exam I had all of the answers on a sheet of paper under my test. I still failed." -Ryan.

#4
"My name is Arnold Samuel Stevenson. A.S.S" -Arnold.

#5
"I just sent you a fail picture Kasey ! Wait, I sent the wrong one, OH NO IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME!" -RedDragonMan. (He wouldn't tell me his name so I made one up)

#6
"I pick my nose and wipe my boogers on my dog." -AnotherNoNamePerson.

#7
"I called my friend yesterday to tell her how I got laid for the first time. Turns out I clicked the wrong person. It was my Mom." -Daniel.

#8
"I found 3 old people who would rather stand then sit next to me on the bus. I love being Black." -Ashantai.

#9
"I went up stairs and took a shit. I went back downstairs, turns out I was robbed."
-Dylan.

#10
"Today, I had to come back early from my vacation. Why? I asked my grandmother to water some of my plants for me while I was gone. Some of which were marijuana plants. So she asked her neighbor to do it for her. He is a cop. " -NoNameGiven.

Thanks for all of the emails !

-Kasey

Ps:Feel free to email me about ANYTHING. Remember, I'll try to give you the best advice I can?



Good Morning Blog

Good Morning Blog Readers !

I just woke up about 10 minutes ago. I did the usually, woke up, pet my dog, went to the bathroom, went upstairs and looked out the window. Now when I looked out the window, It was raining. I guess today will be a stay-at-home day where I either sit on MSN all day, or lay on my couch watching movies in my pj's.

Also, as most people know I have a broken hand. I was supposed to come back to school yesterday, but I was in too much pain so I'm postponing me going to school until Monday.

Another thing, don't mess with your neighbors dog ! Especially in the rain. While I was in the middle of writing this blog my Mom told me to bring the garbage cans in. (Garbage pick up yesterday) Anyways, As I'm walking to go get the garbage cans, My neighbors dog runs up and starts barking at me. Trying to ignore him, I grab the garbage cans and start walking towards my house. Not only does this dog push over the small garbage can I'm dragging towards the house, but he bites my pant leg and rips my favorite pj's. (Spondge Bob Square Pants Is Ghanster.) So not only was I trying to pick up the fallen over garbage can with a dog trying to eat my cast, I was soaked from the rain and I had ripped my favorite pj's. Thanks Doggie.

-Kasey

Ps: When your hands are wet, dont touch a battery. (Did that this morning trying to put batteries in my camera)

Leave a comment telling me what your BIGGEST morning FML is, or just Email it !