Fml Shoutouts

Okay so I got everyone to email me their FML's of the week. Heres My top 10.

#1
"My Brother has bigger boobs than me. He's 11. I'm 17." -Kassandra.

#2
"My boyfriend told me I have a hairier back than him." -Rachel.

#3
"For an exam I had all of the answers on a sheet of paper under my test. I still failed." -Ryan.

#4
"My name is Arnold Samuel Stevenson. A.S.S" -Arnold.

#5
"I just sent you a fail picture Kasey ! Wait, I sent the wrong one, OH NO IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME!" -RedDragonMan. (He wouldn't tell me his name so I made one up)

#6
"I pick my nose and wipe my boogers on my dog." -AnotherNoNamePerson.

#7
"I called my friend yesterday to tell her how I got laid for the first time. Turns out I clicked the wrong person. It was my Mom." -Daniel.

#8
"I found 3 old people who would rather stand then sit next to me on the bus. I love being Black." -Ashantai.

#9
"I went up stairs and took a shit. I went back downstairs, turns out I was robbed."
-Dylan.

#10
"Today, I had to come back early from my vacation. Why? I asked my grandmother to water some of my plants for me while I was gone. Some of which were marijuana plants. So she asked her neighbor to do it for her. He is a cop. " -NoNameGiven.

Thanks for all of the emails !

-Kasey

Ps:Feel free to email me about ANYTHING. Remember, I'll try to give you the best advice I can?